You must show up sober. No pre-gaming, shotgunning in taxis, or arriving like it’s already 3 AM. Drunk on arrival = no ride, no refund. Sorry, not sorry.
2. Pedal or Pour!
If your feet aren't pedaling, your hands better be pouring. Lazy riders will be publicly shamed and assigned DJ duties.
3. No Steering, No Crying
Only the sober captain drives. You just drink, pedal, and wave at confused locals.
4. Beer is Sacred
Spilling beer is punishable by death (or worse — being cut off for 10 minutes). Hold your cup like it’s your grandma’s ashes.
5. Bathroom Strategy = Survival
No toilets onboard. Plan accordingly or suffer the bumpy consequences. Never use the street.
6. Costumes Strongly Encouraged
Matching shirts, tutus, inflatable dinosaurs — yes. Best costume gets free respect from the group.
7. Keep Your Clothes On (mostly)
We’re here for fun, not fines. Keep it classy — this isn't your cousin's wedding.
8. Don't Harass the Locals (or pigeons)
Smile, wave, shout “Na zdravie!” — but don’t chase tourists, insult statues, or challenge locals to push-up contests. You will lose.
9. Music and Singing is Welcome
Yes, you can play “Barbie Girl” and sing out loud.
10. Selfies? Always.
Document everything, but no dropping phones while pedaling. Bratislava isn’t responsible for lost dignity or Instagram mishaps.
11. What Happens on the Beer Bike…
…will probably be on someone’s story. Make sure it’s hilarious, not horrifying.
🚨 Bonus Rule: The Captain Is Your God
Unless you're more sober than them. Always listen to his/her instructions.
🚨 Final Rule: Don’t Be That Person
If any rules are violated — including showing up drunk — the staff has full authority to terminate the ride with no refund.
Be awesome, not a liability. 🍻
So behave... or go home sober. 😬
All participants participate on the ride at their own risk
